Further proof Rock may be Ron Swanson. ( Ron Swanson Quotes )

I love nothing!

I'll represent myself as I do in all legal matters and livestock auctions.

I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system.

This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.

Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.

Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Honor: if you need it defined, you don’t have it.

Listen well, for I will not be saying this ever again: I have a compromise.

You just violated rules number one and three. You lose your coffee privileges.

You had me at Meat Tornado.

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

THAT ONE. lmfao