Ra'Rhuk or Ron Swanson? Quotes from Parks and Rec
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Ra'Rhuk or Ron Swanson? Quotes from Parks and Rec
maybe it's just the flat way he says them... but it's all I hear when I watch the show, now. SURE they're a little bit more rough edged than Rock, but I can't stop laughing imagining a troll saying all these:
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.
There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.
Friends: one to three is sufficient.
I like saying ‘No,’ it lowers their enthusiasm.
I think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.
Dont waste energy moving unless necessary.
Never Half-ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely.
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
Everything is a weapon. That folder in my hand is far deadlier than this bow in yours.
I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 mins.
This is a competition. We need to win it. Please do your jobs.
Activity? We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I've won an award.
Someone else: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.
There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.
Friends: one to three is sufficient.
I like saying ‘No,’ it lowers their enthusiasm.
I think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.
Dont waste energy moving unless necessary.
Never Half-ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely.
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
Everything is a weapon. That folder in my hand is far deadlier than this bow in yours.
I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 mins.
This is a competition. We need to win it. Please do your jobs.
Activity? We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I've won an award.
Someone else: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.
Re: Ra'Rhuk or Ron Swanson? Quotes from Parks and Rec
lmao! Yup, it's him... kinda, but it made me laugh so much thanks for posting these.
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